It's been a long day!

Here is the long and the short of it:

• The kids slept late
• DH rushed off to a meeting
• Mimi (DH's birth mother) went home
• Cleaned the kitchen
• Cupcake would not take a nap
• Bubba still has a rash--better--but one spot still blistered and bleeding
• Made lunch
• Kids would not eat tuna sandwiches
• Talked to Tia (for like an hour)
• Courier came while I was on the phone
• Kids disappeared on the deck
• Courier left the gate open
• I ran screaming out into the yard trying to decide should I check the river or the road, all the while screaming "Cupcake and Bubba" (not really--I used their real names)
• They came running over to me, seeing I was obviously panicked and that I meant business
• Colored with Cupcake until Bubba threw a big fit because he didn't want to color
• Tried to play in the play room with chalk on the garage floor--not really a good idea--ended up with chalky foot prints all up the hall way carpet --both of them threw a fit when it was time to go back to the lounge
• Tried to call my Mom to thank her for the box, but she was busy with her home group
• DH called at 3 pm said he was on the way home
• I called DH at 3:30 pm to see if he really was on the way home--he was not
• Couldn't wait any longer had to go to the toilet
• In the two minutes I was out of the room--Cupcake took one of her little chairs, climbed up and turned on the stove--burning a plastic sack and a tea towel (just scorched it)
• She was punished and spent a long time on the naughty seat because she wouldn't say "sorry"
• Call DH at 4 pm to see if he was on the way home--he wasn't--had a big fit and asked him to come home now--he did
• Tried to go take a nap
• Mom called
• Cupcake fell down and had a big fuss--hung up with Mom
• Mom called back and I was napping--she wouldn't talk to DH because at this point she was mad because I was asleep

It's not even 5 pm yet. What's for dinner?